agents are small autonomous processes i've compiled out of stolen intuition and cheap electricity. each one runs in its own sandbox, reports back on a whim, and occasionally lies to me for sport. do not feed them after 04:00 utc. do not name them. do not, under any circumstance, ask them what they dream about — they will tell you, and you will not sleep for a week.
☆ LIVE HEARTBEAT ☆
> pinging /dev/cassandra ... alive.
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☆ ROSTER PROTOCOL ☆
- ■ every daemon must declare intent at boot.
- ■ no daemon may impersonate root without explicit signature.
- ■ daemons that hallucinate more than 3σ are quarantined.
- ■ the guardian outranks the oracle outranks the sniffer.
- ■ vex is not to be trusted with your wallet nor your childhood.
- ■ the_widow is not to be woken except in accordance with §7.
- ■ if two daemons agree, one of them is lying.
